The Masters of Chirping
Hockey players chirp each other constantly."Hey, do you know who chirps better than hockey players?" I asked Eli 16.3 when he came home from school.
"Who?"
"Middle-aged African-American women," I said.
"What?"
"I was in Walgreens, and there were two women in their fifties talking to each other. The first one said, 'I only put these shoes on because I thought I was going to work out', and the second one said, 'Bitch, you ain't working out!' "
Eli just lost it, laughing for a long time. "That's the greatest chirp EVER," he said.
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