Wednesday, October 04, 2017

Steam Game Descriptions Greatest Hits, Vol. 1

Ripped right out of the middle of the game descriptions for your pleasure.

Try and navigate your way through one of the world's most tightly controlled dictatorships, with two cute soldiers by your side.

casually interact with a puppy

as you show the world what happens if you mess with Scotland.

[Note: I think if you combined the last two descriptions, you have a platinum hit: "Casually interact with a puppy as you show the world what happens if you mess with Scotland." Boom.]

the town of etiquette is divided into eight, left off the universe

Chef can't work without his hand. [Is this a cooking game or a hand-finding game? Not sure.]

where you can make some virtual pancakes.

A fantasy puzzle-platformer with true quantum physics set in the ancient Atlantis. [That ticks a lot of boxes.]

Game has 5000 achievements

Lead a fellowship of jackasses

Smithy is an underground rodent that happens to be an excellent weapons smith

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