Carrots
Gloria forget to buy carrots."Oh my god," she said, hands on the counter. "I went to the store twice today and I STILL didn't remember to get carrots. F--k!" She paused. "F--k f--k f--k!"
"I'll go get carrots," I said.
"No, I'll get them," she said. "F--k!"
She picked up her purse. "F--k!"
She opened the door. "F--ck!"
She came back about twenty minutes later. "Did you get the seven f--k carrots?" I asked.
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