Monday, July 05, 2010

Young Versus Old

When you're in your twenties, and you're surfing the Internet (and you're a guy), you're looking for two things: sports and free p*rn.

Hypothetically, of course, since the Internet--as we know it--didn't exist when I was in my twenties. Disturbing.

In your late forties, though, instead of surfing through sports and free p*rrn, you're surfing through articles like "Heavy-Load Eccentric Calf Muscle Training For the Treatment of Chronic Achilles Tendinosis."

This is not as entertaining.

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