Thursday, October 16, 2008

The End Of Television As We Know It

In what must be the worst five minutes in television history (I certainly hope it doesn't last longer than that), VH1 now has a Rock Band reality show called Rock Band 2: The Stars. Washed-up rockers Alice Cooper and Sebastian Bach (Skid Row, if that name doesn't ring a bell) are looking for players for their rock bands.

Not their real rock bands, obviously--their plastic ones.

It's excruciatingly terrible, which means you should watch it at once, then take one of those drugs that causes short-term memory loss so that you're not scarred for life. Actually, this is so bad that you shouldn't watch it unless you are already holding the pill in your hand.

Consider yourself warned.
Rock Band 2: The Stars

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