Help Wanted
Dear college students,In case you're one of the potential applicants to be Eli 5.5's new babysitter, please remember these helpful tips when e-mailing a response to our ad:
1. Thank you in advance for not including a glamour shot with your resume.
2. Do not use more than one exclamation point at a time. Exclamation points aren't like units--they don't stack.
3. Do not use the phrase "children are a precious gift." You are creeping both of us out.
4. Don't misspell the word "ad."
5. "Babysited" is not, to the best of our knowledge, a word.
6. Please do not use "love" in your complimentary closing.
Thank you,
The Management
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