Tuesday, January 11, 2005

More Exclusive Licensing Deals for The Great Satan

Leading publisher Electronic Arts has announced an exclusive deal for rights to the National Football League, the Arena Football League, NFL Europe, the CFL, the NCAA, High School Football Associations in all fifty states, PeeWee Football, paper football, electric football, and any game where more than three people and a football are involved.

"We don't pay overtime, fool," said EA Executive Vice-President Harry Hubris. "We saved so much money that we can buy anything! What have you got in your pocket? I'll buy an exclusive license for it, baby!" When asked to comment on whether exclusive licenses would adversely affect the sports gaming industry, Hubris said "I own you! Look at the scoreboard, bitches!"

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